SOCCER SHENANIGANS AND PARENTAL SLIP-UPS

Little Timmy was super pumped for his soccer game. He'd been practicing non-stop, dreaming of scoring the winning goal. His parents were sitting nervously, their faces painted with enthusiasm. Then came the penalty kick. Timmy lined up, took a deep breath, and kicked the ball towards the goal. Sadly, the ball sailed wide right. Timmy slumped his s